Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.

Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of smug forms over South Park.

Muslims protest when an image of Mohammed is planned to be shown on Family Guy. Written by Mike

Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get Family Guy off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.

Towelie's autobiography, A Million Little Fibers, becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature...with disastrous results. Written by Brian J

Cartman gets in serious trouble at school and his mom admits that he is an aggressive child at home and rules both of their lives. Mr. Mackey recommends that Mrs. Cartman try some Nanny reality shows to help straighten out Cartman's behavior. When both Nanny 911 and Supernanny fail, a doctor at a psychiatric ward (where Supernanny is now staying) tells Mrs. Cartman about Cesar Millan aka The Dog Whisperer. Cartman's mom hires Cesar and the two start running Cartman's life, controlling him by nipping him on the neck and making a Tsst sound when he is bad. Cesar tries to get Mrs. Cartman to be the dominant leader of the pack and tries to get Eric Cartman to stop his aggressive dominant behavior. All of these changes in Cartman's life start to piss him off and he plots to kill his mom. Written by Jared Silberkleit

The world (of warcraft) has come under jeopardy when one player begins going around killing everyone else. Thousands of players send in complaints and make calls to blizzard support because of him, but the admins can't do anything because he's so powerful he can kill the admins. What's worse, he seems to enjoy killing players for no other reason than to kill the other players. After losing to him in a mass battle, the players decide to increase their levels to the top level to try and get even. Written by Emhilradim

Mr. Mackey become furious when he discovers a turd in one of the urinals in the boys washroom and sets out to find the culprit; Cartman attempts to find out who really caused 9/11; Stan and Kyle reach out to a 9/11 conspiracy group and get more than they bargained for.

Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. Written by Anonymous

Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness, but even Satan can't foresee everything. Written by Anonymous

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game. Written by Anonymous

Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!