Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds.

The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed Murder porn (real life crime dramas), and once a husband is arrested for killing his wife they make take matters into their own hands by using parental blocks on their TV sets to block the murder porn. In order to break the block, the parents must learn to play Minecraft. Written by Justin Boggan

Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.

The goth kids become worried after one of their members, Henrietta, returns from a camp intended to cure her goth, emo. But there is more going on than meets the eye.

Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink.

After Cartman pulls a silly prank where he puts a red wig and red spots on a cow, saying it's a ginger cow, the middle east experiences peace but comes with a price for Kyle.

Cartman leads a group of kids into holiday battle to get an X-Box I at 80% off on Black Friday, but the kids split into two, with one side vying for X-Box and the other Playstation. Randy takes a job as a security officer in the mall for Black Friday. Written by Hounds of Warbeck

The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win.

The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners.

After Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she says Kim is actually a short fat Hobbit who uses Photoshop to make herself look more attractive. But events turn against Wendy. Written by The Kimobbit